(past trip) Wild on Hedonism II in Negril,Jamaica- July 3 thru 10th, 2009 Trip Report for Hedonism II July 4th week 2009

Day 7

We awoke early as we wanted to head to breakfast to say good-bye to our friends who were leaving today. We decided to stay one day longer than the others and just spend some time doing absolutely nothing. Oh how it felt so good. Well we did do a little something. Ms. C said she was ready for one more photo shoot. So she put this absolutely awesome skimpy outfit on. She finished it off with bright yellow high heels and a playboy tennis visor. We used the tennis court and putt- putt course as our photo props. After taking some great pics we finished off at the main topless pool.

Then we hit the beach and just floated the day away. We had a few drinks and started to get ready for dinner as tonight was the talent show. Being it was our last night we had already packed our suitcases so we just sat back and enjoyed the show. Then we retreated to the bar and met some great people who had just arrived that day. Our last night was spent mixing and mingling with the group that was coming in. Then we headed over to the piano bar where we closed out our night with our new friends. It was a great vacation. Over the course of the week we met some really great people from all walks of life. We met couples from London, Spain, Canada, Columbia, Chile and all over the U.S. We relaxed, bonded together, partied our butts off and as they say in Jamaica, we had "No Worries, all is (was) well". 

Oh and one last shout out to two staff members at Hedo II who we felt went above and beyond on customer service. They were always smiling and just going the extra mile to make sure you are happy. Brady is with the entertainment staff and Kimola is a waitress who floats between the Japanese and Italian restaurants. Make sure to tell them the Dp crew said hi and don't let Brady scam you on the sand volleyball court. He holds back and can really play. Irie

Day 5

Our pick up for the zip lining tour was at 10am. Our driver was Murphy and we were picked up in a small car. The trip took about an hour and a half. Murphy was very informative about the history of the area and seemed to be a very interesting guy. We finally got to the property and were greeted by Freddie who was going to be our main guide. He offered to take pics, show us some pics of previous zip tours and reassure us on the safety. We were quickly provided with helmets, harnesses and our hardware. Zip Line adventures is unique as they use two zip lines that are both rated at 23,000 pounds. One line is to use and the second line is for a backup. Your hardware is rated for at least 5,000 pounds. The tour was five zip lines of 250 ft, 900 ft., 750 ft., 850 ft. and 1600 ft. We had to take a ride up the mountain and a 6x6 was necessary. There was no overkill for looks here. The road was super steep and very swamp in places. A mere 4x4 would not have made it with a full load of people.

We stopped between lines 3 and 4 for a water break. We were also given pieces of fresh pineapple, coconut, sugar cane and coconut water.  After being out in the Jamaican heat it was refreshing to say the least. Then we were off to the last two zip lines. Ms. C took video of her run down the 1600 ft. line. Plus we took quite a few pictures while we were zipping down the mountainside. It was a very unique experience. The tour guides were awesome, pumping up the guests, singing, jungle yells and anything to put a smile on our face. We highly recommend Zip Line Adventure Tours if you are around Montego Bay.

After getting back to Hedo II it was time for a few beverages. I got back just in time to play some sand volleyball. I good group ventured over from the nude side and once again they were well ahead of me on the beverage side of the menu. Having a drunk nude guy coming up fast behind you going for the ball definitely makes you give ground to him quickly.

By this time it was late in the afternoon and we headed over to the nude pool and jumped in. Oh and for you girls who are wondering. On the nude side you are allowed to go topless and leave your bottoms on if you so wish. We hung out for awhile mixing and mingling before heading back to the room to get ready for dinner. We returned to the Pastafori Italian restaurant as the ambiance is awesome. We had dinner with friends and then got ready for the pajama party in the disco.  It was another great night of dancing. Tonight the men decided to take over the pole stage and give the ladies a show. So about eight men got up there and did there best to strut their stuff. Some succeeded but kudos to them for being brave enough or drunk enough and it was pretty hilarious to watch as they were happy to make fun of themselves for the enjoyment of the ladies.

We closed off the evening with a few drinks in the pool before calling it a night. However for many the night was just getting started and they were well under way to finding their bliss.  

Day 4

We awoke after a five hour nap. Kudos to the people who can stay up all night partying and get up ready to go again. We were both slow moving this morning. Oh so glad that we got a little sleep after that marathon day and night.

We started the day off getting a gym workout. We needed to get some serious sweating going to get our blood going. The workout worked and we ran on the treadmill to nowhere for awhile. I was told that we were running to Madagascar but we never got there. You just have to appreciate witty hangover humor.

Having slept late we missed breakfast. So we waited a little while and just had lunch. Once again the main dining area had a full spread of anything you could want. There must have been over 30 salad related items today. From cold pastas, cold meats, chicken salad and of course any type of green salad. Plus they had curry chicken, grilled pork chops, grilled fish, made to order pasta, soups and desserts.

We went from lunch to a meeting with Mr. Kevin Levee who is the general manager of Hedo II. Mr. Levee said that he was happy to hear of our fast check in as well as pleasant surprise on how the staff was all about customer service. He said he has brought a new philosophy of change to the resort. He said he also expected to start renovations and improvements on the resort in 2010. These improvements were to start in 2009 but the economic downturn which has struck the world has delayed them for a short time. Mr. Levee said that he appreciates his high customer return rate which has made Hedo II survive in the industry for over twenty five years. However he noted that it was time to improve the resort and start bringing in the DesirousParty style crowds to the resort. We shared quite a few ideas on a return trip and how to gear it so that we can start a yearly tradition. At the end of the meeting we left impressed that there is indeed a new era starting at Hedo II and Mr. Levee and his staff are helping to start the change.

Okay after that business meeting it was time to return to vacation mode. Ms. C and Ms. Sinner653 slipped off for a hour massage and body scrub. They returned later with their skin glowing and stating that this was the best massage that they had ever gotten. We ventured over to the nude side to get into the pool or hottub. But both were packed and it was quickly obvious that we were at least ten drinks behind everyone else. So we decided to head over to the beach and hit the ocean. Starfish were everywhere and it was pretty cool to be floating amongst them.  

For dinner we again did the Japanese restaurant. It was great the first night so we tried it again. For dinner they had a Reggae band that was outstanding. After dinner we went to the karaoke for awhile. Having drinks, mixing and mingling and just enjoying the atmosphere. Then it was time for the disco. I have been to a lot of resorts over the years. I can honestly say that the DJ at Hedo II was the best I had ever heard and that counts for the vast majority of clubs that I have done promotions at also. He was spinning a great selection of top 40 from the past and present. He never lost the dance floor and had the place going crazy. The highlight was two single guys who had just arrived at the resort. These two guys were excellent at what I call break dancing. Well one of the girls from the entertainment staff put them to the test. They had a light hearted dance off for the better part of an hour. It was great to watch and the way this girl could make her butt bounce was crazy. After a great night with friends we decided to turn in before 2am as we were going zip lining first thing the following morning.

Day 3

The day began with another great sunny day. There was another full spread for breakfast. As I like to jokingly say, "we ate like the Romans did." No gym workout today The girls hit the gift shop for awhile. Then we moved onto the beach. Having drank like a fish the previous two nights. I decided it was the perfect day to hydrate. As we had packed Crystal Light flavor pouches. These things are a god send. They come in all flavors, packed with vitamins, caffeine etc... Plus we had brought bubba keg insulated 34 oz. cups. So we had quite a few large cups of water; if you are vacationing for 7 nights at an all inclusive resort. You better have a plan or after three or four days you are going to feel like someone walked up and slapped you.

We eventually pulled our butts off the floats and left the ocean where we had been soaking up some sun. We had a great lunch. Once again the buffet area had salads, fruits, ox tail, grilled fish, fried chicken, awesome red bean soup, corn, mash potatoes and pasta made to order as you desired.

After a great lunch we headed out to do some snorkeling. The water sports staff gave us the masks and flippers. They then loaded us up on one of their boats and took us about a mile out into the bay. We were put right in the middle of gorgeous white sand, coral reed and sea grass. The marine life was abundant everywhere. Ms. C's favorites were the puffer fish, sting rays and star fish.  I like Hedo II because they give you a choice of wearing a life vest or not as you snorkel. So if you wish you can swim to the bottom and skim amongst the coral.

Next up was a little downtime in the nude pool having a few drinks. Then we heard the volleyball call. Yep it was time for some sand volleyball. Seven games later I was wondering what I was thinking. The girls enjoyed it, as they went walking up and down the beach, collecting shells and just floating out in the ocean right off the beach.

After a little volleyball we headed back to Sinner653's hot tub and vegged out watching the sunset. We had a 9pm dinner reservation at Pastafari Italian restaurant. So the girls headed back to the rooms to get ready. Not wanting to waste a really good buzz some of the guys just kept on drinking. We didn't have our normal afternoon rain shower so it was way past nap time. Plus those little drink packs that claim vitamins, metabolism boost, caffeine etc. must really work. I am already through my first liter of vodka and no telling how much I have gone through of the resorts stock.

We somehow made our 9pm dinner reservation and the girls were dressed to the nine. Heads were turning as we walked in and I don't think they were staring at me. I continue to feel blessed to be with such a great looking woman. As I am sure the other guys feel the same about their wives. Dinner was great. They had a great anti pasta bar. I am not too much into Italian so I had a steak as it was recommended by the waiter. Cooked exactly as I wanted. I noticed the others had shrimp dishes and pasta. I heard no complaints and it was a nice elegant dinner.

We eventually moved over to the piano bar and the place was packed. By now its 11pm and the resort is into full swing. Tonight's theme was Pirates Booty and Wenches. I have never seen that many guys with stuffed parrots on their shoulders. Now onto the girls. The ladies of DesirousParty really represented. Ms. Sinner653 had brought pirate scarves for all the girls and eye patches for the guys. Plus the girls took the booty part of the theme to heart. We ended up doing a nice photo shoot outside the piano bar near the chess court. Be sure to check out the gallery for this one.

Around 1230am we moved over the disco. Not a super big crowd was there as many had already moved over to the nude pool area. But that was fine with us. We had about eight super sexy girls up on the dance stage and they began to put on a stripper pole class for all the guys. I really doubt you could go to any topless club and expect to see such sexy group of ladies all at one time. It's very true that regardless of how you got to Hedo II or with who, the HOT girls just seem to start to hang together. Tonight was very evident of that. I won't bore you with any more details of the night. But let's just say that it was 5am before we realized it and we were contemplating just staying up as the night had gotten crazy in a good way.   

Oh and one last foot note. Being the hosts for Dp, having full time jobs, taking care of family obligations etc.. we were ready for a vacation where we could spend some quality time together, hang with our friends and just relax at the same time. Oh and of course have a lot of sex that seems to get left out when you have a hustle and bustle lifestyle. Well mission has been accomplished. We have been together non stop for 3 days and just cant seem to get enough of each other. Hedo II must put something in the water.

 Day Two

We woke to a beautiful July 4^th day in Negril, Jamaica. I actually forgot how awesome the beach was at Hedo II. The beach can not compare to any all inclusive adult only resort that we have ever been to as it blows them all away. The beach is raked each morning and the way it looks with the sun rising would not be fair to the ambience that it provides.

Okay for all of you gym workaholics. This one is for you. For years my motto was to work my butt of to get ready for the vacation but do nothing while I was on vacation. Well this morning I was awakened by my beautiful significant other who asked if I was ready for the gym. Who was I to tell her "no". So we ventured over the gym and was I shocked. I could not believe the amount of space and equipment that gave to the gym area. It was far the best that I have ever encountered at any hotel or resort. There was a spin class going on and these people were serious to get to wherever they were going. I learned that Hedo II flies in personal trainers for two week tours and it is what they are now building their basis around. Again it's the new era.

With the workout over we ventured over to a breakfast with omelet stations, fresh fruit, cereals, waffles, pancakes, ham being carved off the bone as you waited and so much more.

Ms. C put on her U.S. flag styled g-string bikini. However this swimsuit was from Jules Jewels and Julie had put crystals all over the bikini which made it very bling-bling. So we took the better part of an hour hitting the spa pools, tropical foliage and pier taking some great photos. (see gallery)

We learned that that the resort was having a Jamaican band march down the beach with the Hedo II guests onto the other resorts on seven mile beach. The band was great as they were in full uniform and the drummers were outstanding. It was great to hear old glory played and oh what a site it was also.

Now to the nude beach. Yes there is a prude beach with two pools, bars, grill, hammocks, sail boat area etc.. But we always hang on the nude beach as the girls can get topless if they wish. Plus the energy is so much more amped up on the nude side. So we hit the beach, grabbed floats and jumped in the Caribbean water. We must have floated two hours, having some awesome drinks, meeting new people and just relaxing with the sun beating down.

Before you knew it, it was time for lunch. Again the lunch was great in the main area. They had a chicken dish, fish, potatoes, pasta, ribs that were cut by a chef, salads, fresh fruit and desserts galore.

Okay here is where we tapped out. There was an afternoon rain storm coming in and we decided it was time for a nap. We awoke freshened after a two hour nap and found the rain had passed. Now onto to the grill to get some jerk chicken and cheese burgers. 

Next up was the nude pool area. We met some great people there and hung out in the spill over pool for the better part of an hour. Then we ventured over to "Sinners653" hot tub and watched the sunset and just chilled out on the beach as we watched the water crash against the shore.

That night we all met up and made reservations for eight in the Japanese restaurant. The girls were giddy as tonight was DesirousParty's Naughty School Girl Night. The Munsan Japanese restaurant is located in the corner of the main dining area but separated away by foliage. The food was great. Over the meal you get sushi, soup, salad and your choice of rice, steak, fish, shrimp and chicken. Of course if you are smart you can get a combination and sample it all, which I did as I love to eat.

After dinner the girls changed into their Naughty School Girl attire and we ventured over to the piano bar. I am not really into karaoke but it's great at Hedo II. As people are just hanging out, mixing and mingling, having drinks and just having a great time either singing along or watching.

We then moved over to the disco. The girls hit the dance floor and raised pole area. The music was great. The DJ was playing a excellent top 40 mix from the past and present. It was the closure to a great evening as everyone ventured off to the hot tubs, rooms etc..

Day 1

This is an overview of our DesirousParty.com vacation at Hedonism II from July 3^rd-10^th, 2009.

The day started with a 5am wake up call as our flight was at 920a.m. Out of the house and heading to the airport at 630am. We got about half way there and remembered the resort documents. Oh well as they say in Jamaica, "No worries mon". Got the airport in plenty of time and walked into a massive check in line of about 200 people ahead of us. Evidently Fridays are a huge international departure date. We only made it about ten minutes as we were told that our suitcase was too large. Not to heavy but to big as we were about one inch over. Plenty of smiles did no good as "no exceptions" was the policy. Oh yeah we flew on Continental and we did check out their website on luggage. No mention was made that we were too large. I then learned that Jamaica was not letting in luggage that size today due to the mass volume that was coming into the country today. So we bought a nice Continental canvas duffel bag for forty dollars, crammed our neatly packed clothes into our new duffel bag.

We got onto the flight with no further problems. The flight was great as well. Now to make sure you fill out your Jamaican immigration paperwork correctly. In our case we got off the plane and had only about twenty people ahead of us. However we forgot to fill out the bottom of the paperwork. By the time that we finished that part the line grew from twenty to over 300.

After that little downtime we got through immigration, grabbed our bags and made it through Jamaican customs quickly. Then we got to the Superclubs resort check in area at the airport. They quickly got us checked in with no documents as we told them our dilemma. After a short time we were taken outside to our bus which would take us to the resort. The bus ride seemed to take forever. Having been to Jamaica eight times previous I knew to expect driving on the wrong side of the road, compact lanes of traffic etc. However traffic was very heavy and the roads were all under construction. My advice would be to take the plane hopper flight and save the time on the bus ride.

We finally arrived at the resort ten hours after leaving our house. I have been to Hedonism II three times before and four times to Hedonism III. I will also throw in that I have been to Desire Cancun three times as well. So to say this is saying a lot. But our check in from the time we left the bus is the best that we have ever experienced. Hedonism II has really stepped it up in their customer service when you check in. We were greeted by security, bag boys and the staff as soon as we stepped off the bus. We had our room packet (towels cards, welcome letter, room keys and dinner reservation cards that we had made before getting to the resort). Checking in took approximately ten minutes and we were on our way to the room. After a long day of traveling it was a major stress relief to have no more problems (No worries mon).

We soon found our friends (Dp members Sinners653) who had arrived on Thursday. They had booked an ocean view hot tub room and the resort had put us above them on the second floor. We had a great view of the water on the nude side. The resort was immaculate, by far the best that I have ever seen it.

Now for a side note on alcohol; the resort is all inclusive. However they may not have some the major name brands and sometimes they run out of the top brands. Having been to all inclusive resorts since 1997 I have come to expect it as the norm. So I had grabbed a 1.75 liter of Bacardi Rum and 2 liters of my favorite vodka in a duty free store before leaving the U.S. As you can tell I like rum and vodka. They did not have Bacardi but they did have Appleton white and golden rum. They also had Smirnoff Vodka (three types) as well as Absolut. The only beer they stock is Red Stripe. Throw a lime or two in it and you have a very good cold beverage.

One thing I always found kinda lacking at all inclusive resorts is the main food menu. Anyone can do burgers, fries and the norm. However I was told that Hedonism II had really stepped it up. Our first meal was at the snack bar and I had jerk chicken and vegetable rice. Two thumbs up for a quick snack. Here are the highlights for the main buffet area on our first night. Roasted chicken, curry goat, grilled fish, grilled shrimp as you waited, prime rib, vegetables, rice, pasta, salads, fruits of all sorts and desserts galore. That's just what I can remember as they had a whole lot more. I was presently surprised as was everyone at my table.

The theme of the night for our DesirousParty group was Outrageous. Oh and wow as the Dp girls out did themselves. Oh yeah forgot to talk about the guests. The only downfall to Hedo II has been that it has been around for 25 years. So it has grown a tradition and as the resort has gotten older so has the return clientele. Over the last two years this is and has slowly began to change. Much love and respect to everyone as I am not going to hate on anyone. However if you are a member or frequent guest of the DesirousParty site. You can tell that we like to take care of ourselves and we like to express, represent and it's all about the girls. So we were pleasantly surprised again to find several single females who had come to the resort to party with our group. Plus some of the clientele was the same but the change is evident. Hedonism II has really stepped up their game. Kevin Levee has been named the general manager of Hedo II and it's his mission to bring improvement. I was much surprised to be contacted and asked for a sit down meeting with Mr. Levee, more on this later.

After dinner, a whole lot to drink and meeting some great new people. We turned in around 1am. The long day of traveling pretty much wore us out. However we were able to take some great scenery shots and group photos on this day.